Total Medals Earned: 532 (From 138 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,890 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (305/305 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/365 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/275 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/195 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/450 points)
Medals Earned: 2/44 (10/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Started playing
Great combinaton
First step to freedom
Manage to escape
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill the first unit
Fix the broken door
Kill 100 enemies with the bow
Change 100 times per level
Kill 50 enemies by King
Get 16 stars
Kill 70 enemies from the central tower
Fix door for 10000 hp
Complete four castles in epic mode
Complete all castles in epic mode
Get 32 stars
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Complete the very first level
Complete a level with 2 stars
Complete a level with 3 stars
Lock 25 boards
Take 33% of stars
Lock 75 boards
Lock 50 boards
Complete the game with 3 stars
Lock all boards !
Take 66% of stars
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
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Your test was successful!
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Fully upgrade your pistol
Save 4 survivors
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Kill 50 soldiers
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
Find all 18 secret areas
Complete all chapters
You've earned extra kupo!
Start the game... press the play button.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
